#EatingOurselves

Some dangerous strains of ‪#‎Escherichia_coli‬ 

Are obtained from eating bovines 
Or hanging out in #Texas too long

Some strains of ‪#‎Salmonella‬ come from eating birds and reptiles 

‪#‎Ebola, however,‬ you get from eating other ‪#‎Primates‬ 

Or from hanging out in ‪#‎Texas‬ for too long.

‪#‎Chlamydia‬ ‪#‎Crabs‬ ‪#‎Scabies‬ ‪#‎Gonorrhea‬ ‪#‎Hepatitis_B‬ ‪#‎Herpes‬ ‪#‎HIV‬ ‪#‎HPV‬ ‪#‎Syphilis‬ 

Are diseases you can get from eating live humans 

Or from hanging out in #Texas too long.

Maybe we humans should be more careful with what we put in their mouths 

Or at least try not to hang out in #Texas for too long.